ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

How can I, when you mean so much to me? Just cause your out of my life & forgot about me doesn’t mean that i’m going to do the same thing.

fakeyouout:

“money doesn’t buy happiness”

let me test this hypothesis

I’m too difficult. No wonder people give up on me and leave. No wonder people think I’m hopeless.

isitjenny:

sit there rereading a sentence or something someone sent you? Something that hurt you so bad and stabbed you in the heart but you still just sat there rereading it about 50 times? 

my favourite thing is when someone says “i think about you a lot” or “i had a dream about you” or “i was just about to text you” or something because the fact that i occur to someone when I’m not talking to them or anything is the best thing i just

a b c d e f me

basemental:

please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you

lilmotel:

envyadams:

today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”

cock:

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